Following root canal, novocaine-induced Biden delivers most coherent speech of presidency

Early last week, President Joe Biden entered the White House Press Briefing Room and indicated his desire to share a few words with reporters. Karine Jean-Pierre, his press secretary, abruptly concluded her remarks and the president approached the podium and began to speak.

“Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the priest and the imam who walk into a strip club?” he asked. The room was silent, so he proceeded to tell the three-paragraph joke in explicit detail.