Was Harry and Meghan’s latest near-death experience pulled directly from a 90s action film?
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s latest near-death experience is being called into question as it appears to be an exact rip-off of Speed, a 1994 thriller starring Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock and Dennis Hopper.
“We were riding a Los Angeles public bus yesterday when suddenly this guy came zooming up beside us in a car, screaming that there was a bomb on the bus,” Markle said. “He somehow managed to climb on while the bus was still moving. Very athletic, this guy.”
Harry was sitting beside Meghan, thinking of stories for his next memoir, when the commotion began. “I was brainstorming insulting nicknames for my stupid brother, William, when this guy dives into the bus. He kept insisting that a madman was holding the bus hostage and was threatening to blow it up unless he received $3.7 million by 11 a.m. Honestly, not the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in Los Angeles.”
But scary, nonetheless.
Meghan continued: “The whole time, I’m thinking, ‘Why do things like this keep happening?’ First, a high-speed taxi chase through New York City and now an exploding bus in LA? Why us? We’ve been through so much already!”
Markle said the hostage-taker had blown up another bus earlier that day, despite the fact there were no reports of a public bus blowing up in Los Angeles County in at least a week.
Perhaps most suspicious was that the celebrity couple refused to explain how they were able to escape the bus safely.
“The ending is the best part. We don’t want to spoil it,” Harry said.
This is a developing story.