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In wake of UnitedHealth CEO’s murder, America’s manifesto writers continue to face stiff PR headwinds
Manifesto writers suffered another public relations uppercut to the chin this week after Luigi Mangione, the alleged murderer of UnitedHealth Group CEO…
Ryan Day suffers fourth straight loss in family’s annual Thanksgiving football game
His insistence on running the ball and being “tough” cost Ohio State football coach Ryan Day yet another loss in his family’s annual Thanksgiving…
FLASHBACK: Just when you thought the Amish couldn't get any more flamboyant
A group of Amish in Ohio have teamed up with Harvard Law to challenge a new law requiring animal-drawn buggies to feature yellow flashing lights.
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HEY, BATTLE LINE: I faked a vasectomy to watch March Madness. Now my wife is pregnant.
LETTER: Supporting small business, strengthening communities.
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August 1776: John Hancock signs the Declaration of Independence … twice
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Following four-day hiatus, Householder trial resumes; judge forbids consumption of Skyline Chili
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Poll: Amid threats of TikTok ban, Gen Z now lists Xi Jinping as top choice in 2024 US presidential race
New Miller Lite marketing campaign gives select customers opportunity to be scolded for being sexist pigs
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Cranberry Sauce: A Tribute
Originally published November 25, 2020.
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Temperature in Oval Office reaches all-time high during Biden-Trump meeting, climate scientists say
President Joe Biden’s meeting with President-Elect Donald Trump Wednesday made history for clocking the warmest temperature ever recorded in the Oval…
Frustrated with Arizona's slow vote-counting? This story will soften your heart.
We’re fast approaching one week since Election Day, yet Arizona still has not finished counting votes.
"We Are Swing State": Embracing battleground status, Penn State fans swap out traditional chant for Saturday's game
STATE COLLEGE, PA — College football fans can expect a raucous environment in Happy Valley tomorrow for Penn State’s top-five showdown with Ohio State.
Battle Line introduces new polling service that tells voters exactly what they want to hear
To help calm the nerves of anxious voters in the final weeks before the election, Battle Line has introduced a new polling service that promises to tell…
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What Trump can learn from Honest Abe's rhetoric
Following last week’s assassination attempt of Donald Trump—the second in three months—a good many pundits in the corporate media suggested Trump should…
Mystery sporting event baffles rural northern Ohio community
The installation of a roadside scoreboard in rural northern Ohio has generated confusion among area residents.
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